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1:64 Cadillac Escalade Diecast - Obsidian Black Edition: Stealth Wealth Incarnate

$25.90 USD $22.90 USD

▸ Scale: 1:64
▸ Material: Die-cast metal with matte finish
▸ Color: Obsidian Black (stealth coating)
▸ Design: Magnetic accents & hidden compartments
▸ Perfect for: Die-cast tycoons, shadow brokers, minimalist villains

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Vendor: GetToys
SKU: CD1000
Availability: In Stock Pre order Out of stock
Description


The Escalade That Eats Light & Spits Out Shadows

 

1:64 Scale Stealth, Billionaire-Level Shenanigans

This die-cast Escalade in "tax-evasion black" is for CEOs who park yachts but pretend to drive Priuses. The matte finish absorbs light like a black hole – perfect for hiding crypto wallets, midlife crisis journals, or 1:64 scale "I Quit" letters. Magnetic door handles covertly collect paperclips, while the trunk swallows 1:64 Rolex boxes (or LEGO kale salads for virtue signaling). Pair with 1:64 scale off-road diorama kits for immersive displays.

Die-Cast Darkness

  • Magnetic Espionage
    Roof rails attach 1:64 sniper cases (ideal for storing stolen staplers).

  • ASMR Therapy
    Spin the silent rubber wheels during Zoom purgatory – tested against 237 soul-crushing meetings.

Why This 1:64 Model Owns the Underworld

  • Stealth Wealth, Loud Secrets
    Matches your accountant’s soul but glows under UV like a rave relic.

  • Gifting with Malice
    Pair with a 1:64 "World’s Most Okayest Boss" mug for desk-based psychological warfare.

GetToys Declaration


  • We value health.
    We care about children’s lungs, and toys should have no harmful odors.

  • We value safety.
    We care about children’s skin, and toys should be safe for direct contact without scratching.

  • We value environmental protection.
    We care about children’s future, and toys should be durable for long-term storage without affecting the surrounding environment.

  • We value aesthetics.
    We care about children’s education, and toys should not have bad taste or be frightening to children.

  • We value family bonds.
    We care about the interaction between children and their parents, and toys should not only be loved by children but also enjoyed by adults.

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